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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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