Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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