It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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