he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Randomize