at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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