i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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