Plan B is the new Plan A
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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