They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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