I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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