what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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