i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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