Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
