It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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