i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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