If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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