i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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