whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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