Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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