i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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