Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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