I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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