sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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