ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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