I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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