Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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