Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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