So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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