The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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