Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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