Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize