I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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