So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
jump out the window naked night went bad
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