Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
