sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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