Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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