I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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