I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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