yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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