so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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