my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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