I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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