I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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