i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
