In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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