Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.