He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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We had sex on a dog bed..
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.