Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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