Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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