Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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