are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Do vagina's smell?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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