we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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