So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
