what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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