Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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