In the future we'll all be gay
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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