thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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